i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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