I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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