guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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