So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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