so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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