I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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