I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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