scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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