What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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