everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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