we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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