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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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