But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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