I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I've blown a few things in my day
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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