I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Damn victory sex feels great
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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