are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I want her autograph on my taint
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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