But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
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I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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