just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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