Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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