You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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