My room smells like vodka and shame
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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