she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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