What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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