I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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