The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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