Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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