Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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