Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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