Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
try to milk me bitch
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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