Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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