He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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