Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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