Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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