I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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We left the knife in your bed.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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