So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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