well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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