I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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