i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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