Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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