Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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