After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.