Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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