She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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