Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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