she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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