yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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