your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize