READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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