we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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