I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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