I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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