It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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